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Internet Television Leader Revision3 Announces Interest in Science and Stuff

on April 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am by Jeff Rizzo in Press Releases

San Francisco, CA — Revision3 Corporation, the TV Network for the Internet generation, has announced today that they will be participating in breakthrough experiments to do science and other cool stuff.

“Here at Revision3, we have always taken a keen interest in science, and all the great stuff it’s given us over the years- everything from these cool computers we use for making our videos, to its vaunted ability to blind Thomas Dolby,” says Revision3 CTO Jeff Rizzo. “We wanted to find a way to give back to a scientific community that has given us so much occasionally-useful crap.”

When the technical department of Revision3 heard of the groundbreaking research of the Brain Information Group of the Kansai Advanced Research Center in Japan into the effects of wearing perception-altering goggles for extended periods of time, Rizzo knew that they had an opportunity to contribute to Science. “Since we have videos, people have to see them in order to view, and by altering our videos, we’ve altered people’s perception of these videos. We can clearly do good science, except for the whole part about having degrees, and laboratories, and scientific training. This science thing is neat!” Look around the Revision3 Website today, particularly the videos, for clues how you can participate.

What does the future hold for this new “Science and Stuff” initiative at the pioneering company? Rizzo says, “The Koreans have some pretty advanced glow-in-the-dark cat technology that we could conceivably extend to provide some interesting mods for Systm, for example. The world is our oyster, and we at Revision3 have never let little things like training or talent stand in the way of getting what we want.”


74 Responses to “Internet Television Leader Revision3 Announces Interest in Science and Stuff”

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    dom Says:

    Aren’t April Fool jokes meant to be… well…. funny?

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    matto1990 Says:

    Lame………….

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    danielsamuels Says:

    @dom: They are supposed to make you believe something which isn’t true. :)

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    maverick999 Says:

    Can you please put the videos back how they are supposed to be? It’s a pretty annoying April Fool’s joke…

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    phoenixp3k Says:

    Whats wrong with my glasses!! NOOOOOoooo
    At least I don’t think the downloaded shows will be affected.

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    Tritium Says:

    This is totally lame. Im going to call netflix and cancel that 14 day trial, convince them not to count it towards their rev3 ad campaign. If we hurt them financially, MAYBE they wont do any more stupid April fools jokes.

    As a side note, as many of the rev3 staff has been in broadcasting, the last good April fools joke broadcast got the hosts fired, and essential banned from the city they broadcast from. Just don’t try, because anything actually funny will get you sued in todays litigious society. If you cant do it right, don’t do it at all.

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    jamie8 Says:

    That is the single most unfunny thing ever written in the history of humanity. Delete this immediately, it’s embarrassing.

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    Chriswalkr Says:

    Tough group round here i guess

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    TNVWBOY Says:

    Wow, some people have no humor. Have a beer and relax people. Sheesh.

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    slash22 Says:

    I’m all for good April Fools jokes but why reverse the videos? It made me stop watching them, and isn’t that not what you wanna do?

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